Thank you, thank you for all the chicken suggestions! I can look forward to eating again.
Crushing heat and humidity here lately. I like to say it's like living in a bowl of hot jello. The children were little hellions today. No fault of their own, but when I'm hot and sticky, it's very hard to be patient with them.
It's not actually THAT hot (for me, anyway), but oh my, the humidity. I don't remember a summer like this since I was in junior high. Everything is damp to the touch. And sticky. Like elves run through our house every night, brushing every surface with rubber cement. Worst magical elves ever.
Yesterday I was upstairs putting laundry away when I heard frantic screams downstairs. I came running down the stairs, didn't see Grace anywhere. So I went into the kitchen, where the poor thing was perched on a chair. The seat was so sticky she couldn't get off the chair. Hilarious now, but then it was pitiful.
Why do I choose the most horrible days to go on cooking and cleaning rampages? A few weeks ago, when it got into the 90s, I decided to spend all day cooking up a huge batch of bolognese sauce to freeze. It's not a lot of work, but it has to simmer on the stove for hours.
Idiot.
Then yesterday, I decided the upstairs had gone far too long without vacuuming, and it had to be done RIGHT THEN. This on top of the laundry I had running all day (side note: dryers kick up a lot of heat! who knew?). This meant moving all the furniture in the girls' rooms, then moving it all back. Then I noticed all the dust on the window sills and radiators. So I wiped everything down with Pine-Sol. Which brought to attention the abysmal state of the bathroom floor. I scrubbed that down with hot water and Pine-Sol, too. And then the bathroom counter and mirror and toilet. The stairs were looking pretty sorry, too, so I got them.
It's been a long time since I last vacuumed up there. This took a while.
Moron.
Speaking of vacuuming, I bought a little handheld cordless vacuum a couple of weeks ago. It is AWESOME. It has a brushy head thinger, even. So I can vacuum my stairs without lugging the entire upright vacuum up and down the stairs (the attachments on my upright are slightly more useless than the thing itself). If the brushy head thinger weren't so tiny, I'd be vacuuming all the carpets with it; it's about six times as powerful as my regular vacuum.
Since I got it, I've been making up reasons to use it. A single Cheerio on the floor? Must get the vacuum! Oops, I "accidentally" dropped that wad of paper. Must get the vacuum! Months-old spiderwebs in the corner that have been too scary before? The new vacuum gives me courage! Out of things to vacuum in my newly sterile environment? COME HERE CAT I HAVE PRESENT FOR YOU.
Cat does not appreciate the newest member of the household.
Oh look! It's midnight! Probably should have gone to bed an hour ago. But once the kids are down (8 for Grace, 9ish for Emmy), James and I are all, wooo! video games! fun! TV! and go to bed way too late. This is why we're tired all the time.
Numbskulls.
That and even when I do go to bed on time, I lie awake, usually itching. I always itch when I can't sleep. This sounds really gross, I know, but it has nothing to do with sanitation and everything to do with being a neurotic insomniac. And breastfeeding means I can't take anything good to help me sleep except melatonin. Which is okay, but it's kind of the baby Tylenol of the sleep aid world.
Also, the sheets (even freshly washed and dried!) are always just slightly damp in this weather. And what is more disturbing and uncomfortable than damp sheets, I ask you?
Yeah. Time for bed. Before I say anything that's even more creepy than damp sheets.
(at least I didn't say "moist!")
Oh my YES with the itching. 45 minutes into trying to fall asleep I'm ready to cut one or two appendages off.
ReplyDeleteHope the humidity breaks soon for you!
Wow, you move the furniture while vacuuming? That's... really impressive. *Sometimes* I move the crib, because it's on wheels, and very occasionally I flip up the twin mattress since it's just on the floor, but that's about the most I'll move, and I don't do those every time. Mostly I figure the crushed Cheerios and such are on the higher-traffic sections of floor anyway.
ReplyDeleteI'm sort of having that same itchy problem with sleeping. Although for me it's more feeling twitchy, like my leg muscles keep itching and I want to tense them. :(
Ick on the damp sheets.
The vacuum sounds cool! I've been wanting a small handheld one to do the stairs, but then we moved and our new place had hardwood stairs. This place has carpeted stairs, but since we're only here temporarily it isn't really worth it. But if our next place has stairs, I'm totally asking you what model you have, so I can get one. Only I don't have a cat... can I borrow yours?
It takes me a serious expenditure of will to get myself into bed at a reasonable hour every night. Even then, I don't really manage it as consistently as I'd like. Although, since I get up at 5:00 (...ish) most mornings, "reasonable" means around 9:00. But I totally feel you on staying up because you want more free time for fun stuff. I have around 3 hours at home between work and bedtime, and it never feels like enough. I can't imagine what I'm going to do when I have kids to suck up all my time!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I sympathize with the heat. We're going through a heat wave here, and of course no apartments in the PNW come with air conditioning (or ceiling fans, or a cross breeze, or enough opening windows), so it can be pretty miserable. I tossed and turned until nearly midnight last night.
And yay for fun new vacuums that make your life easier! I totally geek out over closet organization (among other things), so I'd probably have a similar reaction to the new vacuum if I lived in a house with carpeted stairs. And then I would slowly stop vacuuming entirely, and let it be my fiance's job again.