My name is Naomi.
I have a kid (The Child, or Grace, or, on occasion, that kid). I have another kid on the way. For now it is known as 2.0.
I have a husband (James, or his real name, which I sometimes put in by accident).
I laugh at everything. It keeps me sane.
I'm socially awkward and shy, but I'm also an extrovert. I love people. This means that, in an effort to impress the cool kids with my stunning wit, I often get nervous and just blurt out wildly inappropriate statements that aren't the least bit funny, and everyone stares at me like a rhinoceros sprouted out my skull, and then I want to sink into a hole and die.
Much of this blog is about one of the above four items. (The first, "My name is Naomi," does not offer up much writing material)
Email me at email@example.com.
Last updated 07/05/09